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Latest Lore:

The latest close call with the black hole popped off a few of the building's bricks. Miraculously somehow, new bricks popped back into place almost instantly. Will the extra bricks in existence have some sort of effect on the cosmos? Hard to tell. So pick up your free magical souvenir now while supplies last!
Alas, the old restrooms were suddenly eaten by a rogue black hole. Fortunately, the innate queerness of the bar protected its patrons from any harm and new ones were installed. Patrons may recommence pooping in peace.
Go-go dancers were hired recently. Please enjoy their groovy dance moves.
The bartender brought back an assortment of new specimens for the bar menu.
Sometimes the bartender sneaks off for long periods. This gave ample opportunity for the alien plantlife to take over the restrooms. Some sightings of bees reported. Nothing too unusual though.
New year, still queer
Correction: Every month is Pride month now. Party on.
Happy Pride Month! Check out the bar's entry for 32-Bit Cafe's '23 Pride Zine.
Has anyone else noticed any weird critters around the bar lately?
Shiny new buttons for the bar have been added to the bulletin board. The blinkie remains, ever vigilant.
A few of the neon billboards outside of the bar went out temporarily. Light has been restored.
Pool noodles suddenly appeared by the pool table. Will they ever get any proper use? Only time will tell.
The old, dusty pool table will remain at the Spacehey location, whereas the Jcink location has a fancy new arcade machine.
Someone (or something) keeps trying to install plants in the restrooms. The plants will remain (for now).
Jcink forum founded 4/15/23
Website founded 4/10/23
The dog was named Toast by a bar patron.
A space dog just showed up one day.
The bar enters the app-mosphere 4/9/23
Spacehey forum founded 4/5/23

So what'll it be?

Toast, the bar dog (not for sale):

The Drinks Menu:

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The Herbal Menu:

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